"Nice" Defined

nice [nīss](comparative nic·er, superlative nic·est)
adj

1. Mother Theresa Nice: Genuinely nice to everyone, altruistic, fly to heaven type

2.Romeo/Juliet Nice: Between two beautiful people only. Must be sexual in nature. (yea, put in a bit of love here and there, it makes people feel better)That kinda of nice

3. Machiavelli nice: I am nice to you so you must remember to be nice to me, or else I will stab your back and carve out the the word "Nice", nicely and gently on your back and whisper to you in your ears,saying "Nice, nice".

4.Natural Selection nice. Natural selection favors people who are nice to adapt to a environment and pass on genes for survival and reproduction. Eventually, over a period of time, assuming constant selective pressure, people with nice genes with come to dominate the population. This is akin to the HIV virus which is very good in natural selection. As long as humans spawn more nice humans and constantly spawn more nice people until they die, one day we may reach the reproductive speed of viruses

5. Class(y) nice: Hi, I am XXX, I come from Eton Kindergarden, educated in GEP program with IQ of 250, Humanities SCCCHHOLAR, Oxford universary. My great great great grandfather was a tai shi in the Qing dynasty, my great great grandfather own Christmas island, my great grandfather own SHELL company? OH! You are also a president scholar! Nice! Nice. Yeah, my brother is also a president scholar! Yeah, my family comes from a long pedigree, tracing our ancestry to the noble Affenpinscher line... Nice to meet you, oh your botox is leaking from your face..but it is ok, the botox serves as a moisturier, what a good product right? Haha, that is why i only use branded products, they are exquisite. Take care cya

6. Paranoid nice: That guy sent me a card... that is nice but what is his motive? So carefully timed...he wants to play mind games and disrupt my beautiful life...I am half way across the Atlantic, in Elysium..he will ruin it all!!!! He is not rational,mad, insidious, pervert..IGNORE it, else he will bring me down in flames!!!!!!