Some kooky movie quotes....just to add that extra "DUH" to your life :)

Dumb And Dumber

Harry: Once, we successfully mated a bulldog with a shitszu.
Mary: Really?
Harry: Yeah, we called it bullshit


Con Air

Garland Greene: ("Sweet Home Alabama" is playing in the background) Define irony: a bunch of idiots dancing around on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash.

Notting Hill

Spike: There's something wrong with this yogurt.
William: It's mayonnaise.
Spike: Oh


Shrek 2

Shrek:quick! tell a lie so your nose grows! what kind of lie? I dont know! say your wearing womens underwear!
Donkey:Ok.. i'm wearing womens underwear
Shrek:Yo.. your nose didnt grow!


(to donkey):why the long face?

(to the ginger bread man):NOOO.....you stupid piece of pastry!